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Male Performer Chat: Favorite Expressions
Caleb Aaron
Created by: Caleb Aaron

10/9/14 @ 3:33am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

So, what's your favorite expression?


"Dumber than a sack (or bag) of hammers!"

"He's so dumb, if you threw him in a barrel of titties, he'd come out sucking his thumb."

"Somebody else's problem"


Lately, I seem to be using "as useful as tits on a boar" a lot. And I seem to mutter "stupid fuc-ing people" under my breath more lately.icon_neutral.gif

I also like : "Not my circus, not my monkeys!"

Please keep it fairly clean and don't use it in relation to a fellow RJer?

Okay, go!
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imacumluvr
Created by: imacumluvr

10/9/14 @ 5:24am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 382

When I entered the room of a very large bodybuilder .. "All those potatoes and no meat"
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Created by: ourjeffie

10/9/14 @ 5:57am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Brisbane Australia, home of the 2032 Olympic Games
Posts: 45,964


"As useless as an ashtray on a motorbike" :)
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Created by: soller

10/9/14 @ 7:04pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: chopcycle
Posts: 279

my favorite is the about the cum expression. oh, you meant phrase, not facial expression. in that case, "i'm about to cum".

seriously here's one. "hotter than a hot fucked rat in a wool sock".

:D
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Created by: louisphillippe

10/10/14 @ 1:24am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Momentarely in this galaxy while the mother ship r
Posts: 1,234


:thumbsup "Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.."
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Caleb Aaron
Created by: Caleb Aaron

10/17/14 @ 10:29am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00


:thumbsup "Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.."





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Sencer
Created by: Sencer

10/17/14 @ 3:52pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00




She/he got a nice head,why needed brain anymore?

btw: it`s translated by myself from romanian in english,i so it could sound a lil odd in english





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Created by: louisphillippe

10/17/14 @ 11:59pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Momentarely in this galaxy while the mother ship r
Posts: 1,234


:thumbsup " If you need to ask how much
it is you probably can't afford it..." :orglaugh
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Created by: louisphillippe

10/18/14 @ 2:36am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Momentarely in this galaxy while the mother ship r
Posts: 1,234


While he was counting coins, his friend told me: "He is as tight with money as
a frogs' ass".....he can squeeze a bull nickel and make it shit!!!:orglaugh :orglaugh :orglaugh
:evil I just repeated it... :angel
My :twocents
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Caleb Aaron
Created by: Caleb Aaron

10/20/14 @ 4:53am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00






can you type this expression in romanian ?

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Sencer
Created by: Sencer

10/20/14 @ 7:05am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00


can you type this expression in romanian ?





if you would wrotte any i could try..
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Created by: louisphillippe

10/22/14 @ 12:04am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Momentarely in this galaxy while the mother ship r
Posts: 1,234


can you type this expression in romanian ?




:thumbsup I could type it in Romanian but it would be from "Google Translate"
and it won't make much sense to you I think... :angel
:angel Cheers!!!!
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Sencer
Created by: Sencer

10/22/14 @ 8:26am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00



:thumbsup I could type it in Romanian but it would be from "Google Translate"
and it won't make much sense to you I think... :angel
:angel Cheers!!!!



uh..the expresion i wrotte in english? it sound like "ce cap frumos ai,ce-ti mai trebuie creier?"
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Created by: louisphillippe

10/23/14 @ 12:05am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Momentarely in this galaxy while the mother ship r
Posts: 1,234

:orglaugh "As quiet as a nun's fart..." :winkwink
"I'm as serious as a heart attack" :thumbsup
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Xander Allen
Created by: Xander Allen

10/23/14 @ 1:16am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

He who goes to bed with itchy butt, wakes up with stinky fingers.... :orglaugh
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Created by: louisphillippe

10/24/14 @ 12:09am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Momentarely in this galaxy while the mother ship r
Posts: 1,234


:winkwink "Fuck me once shame on you.Fuck me twice shame on me" :orglaugh
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Sencer
Created by: Sencer

10/24/14 @ 5:58pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00


:winkwink "Fuck me once shame on you.Fuck me twice shame on me" :orglaugh



thats a pretty good one !
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Created by: louisphillippe

10/25/14 @ 12:13am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Momentarely in this galaxy while the mother ship r
Posts: 1,234


:orglaugh People say you can get more flies with honey than with vinegar...
I say you can get more with shit..... :evil
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Created by: louisphillippe

10/25/14 @ 12:19am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Momentarely in this galaxy while the mother ship r
Posts: 1,234




thats a pretty good one !



:orglaugh See Sencer??.....if you can get the meaning of that joke
your English is GREAT!!!! :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup
Keep up the good work man!! :angel
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Created by: louisphillippe

10/25/14 @ 2:23pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Momentarely in this galaxy while the mother ship r
Posts: 1,234

:thumbsup We are all part of a very complicated statistic: 10 out of 10 die.... :winkwink
Why worry??? :orglaugh :orglaugh

Eat right.Stay fit. Die anyway! :evil
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