
**BREAKING NEWS FROM THE E NETWORK**
Today executives from the Entertainment Network have announced a blockbuster deal brokered by "B" to produce and film the television version of Big Pearla's Game, the wildly successful kissing game that is taking the Flirt4Free Website by storm. "B" said he is flying

Pearla

to Hollywood in his personal jet

to work out the details and to provide

Pearla

with outfits suitable for family television viewing.
How could such a humanitarian act so selfishly? It’s shocking!! Meanwhile, there is rioting going on all over the world as angry F4F members, VIPs and especially the game players have taken to the streets.
Here's what this reporter has observed going on around the world:
THE PRINCIPAL GAME PLAYERS:
• Duby has been seen overturning cars and lighting them on fire. More on him at the end of this post
• LickaU has started dancing faster than his avatar igniting his shoes and throwing them at the police. He is last seen in the back of a police car…
• G-Mann was so upset he put way too much lighter fluid in his BBQ kettle and it was last seen orbiting the earth
• Both call_me_al & Finny have gone into deep despair and slipped into a catatonic state and awaiting their own brain surgery from “B”
• Suggs wants to do an autopsy on an alive un-anesthetized "B"
• gdiddy quickly assembled his band, cranked up the amplifiers and broke every window in the greater Phoenix area
• Amicu, the sleeper comedian, is still sleeping somewhere and has no idea wtf is going on,
• ozzieboy4u was last seen shearing all his sheep in his Frocking Frock Down Under and is reverting to an aboriginal man
• Alberich is distraught because he only has one Angel left to play with now
• L247 had finally saved up enough money but didn’t have a chance to tip Pearla
• cheshire cat has permanently lost his smile
• Seaniboy is writing angry poems about “B”
THE PRINCIPAL “HAVE YOU HEARD” CONTRIBUTORS:
• hfactor was seen running from the Dallas Cheerleaders shower room in a rage
• YOURNENE is desperately trying to get "B"'s phone number to try and take Pearla's place on the jet,
• Bigdaddycool - if he gets his hands on "B", is going to escort him to Dante's Hell
• tremno999 is so upset that he refuses to leave the bat cave,
• Pammiegirl or whatever the fuck her name OWTFHN is today was found loading her dildo cannon to fire at "B" only to get his attention though
• GalloDelCielo, cornered by Pammiegirl OWTFHN 's has to confront the "B" phenomenon,
• jimmyzzz is so upset that he's going to release the Michael Jackson moon-walk impersonators to dance on “B”s head.
Poor Duby is shattered. Here's the worst part - as part of this television series contract, Duby has to play the Vanna White role to “B” during the show and has to escort Pearla to each lucky person to deliver each kiss. Arrrgh!
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