Blog posts from Flirt4Free performer Ash Wilder. en Ash Wilder 2026 VS Media, Inc. All Rights Reserved. 2026-10-10 10:04:15 http://flirt4free.com/models/bios/ash-wilder/blog.php https://cdn5.vscdns.com/images/models/samples/4688254.jpg flirt4free.com/models/bios/ash-wilder/blog.php The craziest thing ive ever done was when i was 18 and i was in the city at a friends party, i began the crazy night by taking shots of vodka,rum,tequila and whiskey(whiskey is my kryptonite) then i procceded to make a complete fool of myself by trying my hand at dance central, i have no rythym when im sober so drunk im 100 times worse lol after about an hour of "dancing" i was starting to loose my buzz and was really hungry so i decided to take a bottle of rum with me and go on a little adventure to find a restaurant that was open, half way to the restaurant i finished the bottle of rum and thought it was a good idea to take my clothes off to make a bread trail back to my friends house because i didnt know the area that well, by the time i got to the restaurant i had only my boxers on and luckily it was 3am so noone was really at the restaurant so i went in and ordered a few burgers and a ton of fries and the cashier was a girl and she could tell i was shit faced but she was nice about it and giggled a little bit at my drunken state, when i got my food i said thank you too the cashier for being amazing and i left a $20 tip lol, as i was walking back i found some of my clothing but didnt know i didnt find all of it so when i got back to my friends all i was wearing was my jeans one sock and one shoe the rest of the night is a blurr but when i woke up the next day i couldnt remember why i was missing clothes so my friends told me what i had done the night before and they were laughing the whole time, they also showed me a picture they took of me when i had come back and i had a burger in one hand and a garden knome in the other and my face was covered in burger sauce lol still dont know where the fuck i got the garden knome from but it has a new home at my friends house lol so thats the craziest thing ive done so far...lol morale of this story is dont mix alcohols and dont leave your clothes as bread crumbs when you go on a drunken adventure. ps still havent found my missing clothing lol flirt4free.com/models/bios/ash-wilder/blog.php Sun, 15 Sep 2013